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Hahahah
At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
Teacher: Okay guys, pick a partner.
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The point where ads go from ‘clever’ to ‘pure, unadulterated WINNING’.
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ALL DIRECTIONERS MUST SEE!
THAT’S SO RAVEN.
ONE DIRECTION.
EQUALS.. SEX.
OMG this is me everyday
OMG WHAT IS AIR.
100% ACCURATE
OMFG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
this is a perfect representation of my everyday life.
this is the most accurate depiction of my life in two minutes
This is me every minute of the day.
FOREVER REBLOG
holy shit me in the car everytime wmyb comes on.
My mom now recognizes WMYB on the radio. And she gives me the OH SHIT face every time xD
One day without Facebook:
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One day without Tumblr:
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How to paint a squirrel.
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holla if you want a dolla honey boo boo chiiiiiild